EUROPE
SORRY
DAVID
YOU TOO MYLES
COMING
HOME TO ROOST
THEN OFF TO EUROPE
We're
taking bets here
right here in
the Box
just don't call
this
a gambling site
and
of course only
from
states and
countries
where it's
legal
The Box is offering 1000-1
odds AGAINST President George W. Bushotherwise known as Lame
DUCK Bush that Bush will NOT grant Marion Jones request for a
Pardon if we can stop laughing long enough to TAKE your money. It
must be very boring in whatever minimum security prison
Marion is hanging out in or maybe she's not getting
enough "love" in the Slammer.
But it
is True. Marion Jones has written The White House - soon to
be The Black House - seeking a Pardon from President Bush.
EXCUSE US we'll continue this Box when we are able to stop
LAUGHING. Let's see. Dear President Bush .. You don't know
me. I've never done anything for you. I'm definitely not a
Republican. And by the way I pleaded guilty using ILLEGAL
steroids. Had my Olympic Medals stripped. Lied under Oath and
oh did I tell you I'm Black .....
so
PLEASE pardon me
PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE
pardon me President
Bush
Over in The WHITE House. "
Hey Dick Mr. Vice President SIR would you please throw this
letter in the GARBAGE for me. Some whacked out BLACK steroid
user a BLACK athlete none the less wants me to PARDON her ...
I know but DICK please stop laughing and rolling on my Oval
Office floor you know I don't like that and we have important
issues to discuss like when do we start BOMBING Iran back to
the stone age .... that will be fun."
now
SWITCH to Marion Jones
in
her lonely prison cell talking
to
one of her jail
house "girl friends"
( please
that's not the point )
Marion
talking " I wonder if President Bush received my letter yet. I know
he is so busy destroying countries to save us but still I
hope he has time for my letter. I wonder if anyone else
thought to ask the President for a pardon ??? Somebody told
me he gets thousands of those letters a week but I know they
were just kidding me."
Marion
still talking ( to herself ) " You know what if he gives me
my pardon right away and it's a FULL pardon the kind I want I
still have time to get to Beijing in time for the Olympics
and find that son of a bitch from the International Olympic
Committee and get my dawn GOLD Medals back from him
...."
".... the ones
they stole for me because they doctored my urine samples so
it would appear I was taking illegal steroids as
though I'm so stupid that I don't know how to beat those
tests .... and after I get ALL my Medals back I'm going right
back on that Olympic track and ....."
"
..... win myself a bunch more GOLD Medals and Nike will give
me another big fat endorsement deal and when I get back home
the grateful people of America will give me a ticker tape
parade up Broadway in New York City then I'll go to
Washington to get my Congressional Medal of Honor then I'll
head for Chicago to be on Oprah and stop by Barack and
MIchelle's house for dinner and talk about President Obama
appointing me Secretary of State
..."
Back at The WHITE
House
" Dick what's the story
......
did you throw out that
letter
from that WHACKY
Black
athlete yet ... we've got
to
get ready to BOMB Iran
"
" Sorry Mr. President I
had
to read it again it's so
...
hysterical .. now
let's
let's give it to
Iran."
And they all
lived
happily ever
after
( except Iran
)
" I LOVE GREEK FOOD "
