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Fat Chance
By
Jul 23, 2008

CHANCE



   " PLEASE PRESIDENT BUSH "

We're  taking bets here

right here  in the Box

just don't  call this

a gambling  site and

of course  only from

states and  countries

where it's  legal

The Box is  offering 1000-1 odds AGAINST President George W. Bushotherwise known  as Lame DUCK Bush that Bush will NOT grant Marion Jones request for a  Pardon if we can stop laughing long enough to TAKE your money. It must  be very boring in whatever minimum security prison Marion is hanging  out  in or maybe she's not getting enough "love" in the Slammer.

But it is  True. Marion Jones has written The White House - soon to be The Black  House - seeking a Pardon from President Bush. EXCUSE US we'll continue  this Box when we are able to stop LAUGHING. Let's see. Dear President  Bush .. You don't know me. I've never done anything for you. I'm  definitely not a Republican. And by the way I pleaded guilty using  ILLEGAL steroids. Had my Olympic Medals stripped. Lied under Oath and  oh did I tell you I'm Black .....

so PLEASE  pardon me

PLEASE  PLEASE PLEASE

pardon me  President Bush

Over in The  WHITE House. " Hey Dick Mr. Vice President SIR would you please throw  this letter in the GARBAGE for me. Some whacked out BLACK steroid user  a BLACK athlete none the less wants me to PARDON her ... I know but  DICK please stop laughing and rolling on my Oval Office floor you know  I don't like that and we have important issues to discuss like when do  we start BOMBING Iran back to the stone age .... that will be fun."

now SWITCH  to Marion Jones

in her  lonely prison cell talking to

 one of her  jail house "girl friends"

( please  that's not the point )

Marion  talking " I wonder if President Bush received my letter yet. I know he  is so busy destroying countries to save us but still I hope he has time  for my letter. I wonder if anyone else thought to ask the President for  a pardon ??? Somebody told me he gets thousands of those letters a week  but I know they were just kidding me."

Marion still  talking ( to herself ) " You know what if he gives me my pardon right  away and it's a FULL pardon the kind I want I still have time to get to  Beijing in time for the Olympics and find that son of a bitch from the  International Olympic Committee and get my dawn GOLD Medals back from  him ...."

 ".... the  ones they stole for me because they doctored my urine samples so it  would appear I was taking  illegal steroids as though I'm so stupid  that I don't know how to beat those tests .... and after I get ALL my  Medals back I'm going right back on that Olympic track and ....."

" ..... win  myself a bunch more GOLD Medals and Nike will give me another big fat  endorsement deal and when I get back home the grateful people of  America will give me a ticker tape parade up Broadway in New York City  then I'll go to Washington to get my Congressional Medal of Honor then  I'll head for Chicago to be on Oprah and stop by Barack and MIchelle's  house for dinner and talk about President Obama appointing me Secretary  of State ..."

Back at The  WHITE House

" Dick  what's the story ......

did you  throw out that letter

from that  WHACKY Black

athlete yet  ... we've got to

get ready to  BOMB Iran "

" Sorry Mr.  President I had

to read it  again it's so ...

hysterical  .. now let's

let's give  it to Iran."

And they all  lived

happily ever  after

( except  Iran )

" REMEMBER ME "